Tuesday, 29 December 2015

Confessions of a broad minded Woman- IX

“Hey, relax! I know what you meant. I don’t read between the lines.”

A white lie through the teeth. Even a thesaurus cannot come close to the meanings that we can spin off. From dissecting the sentence syllable by syllable, to observing the emoticon and pitch of voice, everything goes for a thorough scrutiny to understand what he meant.

I’m not joking here. Why do you think Screen shots are there? What do you think goes on in a hushed conversation in a girl’s group? We will give linguist enthusiasts a run for their money with our conversation analysis.

Another trade secret that you are not aware of is that, we are experts in mergers and acquisition. No no, not that finance specialization. We are capable of merging a random sentence that you spoke 10 months back with the message that you sent a couple of minutes back.

If a sentence that you told could be interpreted in two ways: one flattering andthe other accusatory, we will obviously take the accusatory. Of course, outside we will smile and be cool. But the frustration pile is adding up. One day you will face the volcano eruption.

To ice the cake, any random comment of yours that could be directly/indirectly, verbally/orally, wholly/partially connected to the ancient fight that we had, will be underlined, italicized and marked in bold.

Better give a disclaimer with every sentence or try clearing our cache memory often to enjoy uninterrupted broad-mindedness.

P.S: this article doesn’t qualify for boyfriends alone. It holds good for everyone.

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